description
a sturdy white tee with the bluntest truth printed on the back.
front: small chest logo. almost invisible.
back: "nobody cares until you're rich, pretty or dead" in bold red type.
- heavyweight cotton
- unisex relaxed fit, drop shoulder
- made to order — printed after you buy
- ships us & canada only
we don't fit in. we blur.
details & materials
- fabric
- 100% combed cotton
- weight
- 220 gsm
- fit
- oversized · drop-shoulder
- 1c discharge print · soft-hand
- made
- portugal
- batch
- 0247 / 1000
care
machine wash cold (30°). tumble dry low. iron inside out on medium. do not bleach. do not dry clean.
the blur stays in. wear it. wash it. wear it again.
shipping & returns
shipping. we ship from north america. us orders 3–5 business days. canada 5–8 business days. free over $100, otherwise $8 us / $12 ca.
returns. 30 days from delivery. unworn, with tags. send it back — we cover return shipping for size exchanges. final sale on stickers and limited drops.
size guide
oversized fit. size down for a more standard cut. our 6'1" / 180lb model wears medium.
| size | chest (in) | length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 40 | 27 |
| S | 42 | 28 |
| M | 44 | 29 |
| L | 46 | 30 |
| XL | 48 | 31 |
| XXL | 50 | 32 |
questions, honestly answered.
size guide
all measurements are body measurements in inches. for a relaxed fit, size up. for closer, size down.
| size | chest | body length | sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34–36 | 27 | 8.5 |
| S | 36–38 | 28 | 8.75 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 | 9 |
| L | 40–43 | 30 | 9.25 |
| XL | 43–46 | 31 | 9.5 |
| 2XL | 46–50 | 32 | 9.75 |
our cuts are heavyweight and slightly oversized by design — boxier than a standard fit. between sizes? size down for closer, stay true for relaxed.